When a guy is really really likes a girl and lets her know, and she pulls the "I see you as a good friend" card. Otherwise leaving the relationship in an awkward situation.
When a person you know commits a horrible act of fiending, thus elevating them to fiend status. You can no longer acknowledge this person by their former name.
Eric: Yo fred, did you hear about jack?
Fred: what happened?
Eric: Jack's mom took his pipe. So he took the family statue of Jesus; broke it, pissed on it, filmed it, then sold it for a hit
Someone who, when on facebook, updates their status multiple times so that thier status updates are within 2 updates of one another. This generally happens when someone is on facebook way to often and their status should in fact always be "isert name" is On Facebook.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!