fried cyclops 

A doughnut, donut or pastry-with-a-hole.

I had a fried cyclops for breakfast. It mocks me.

fried cyclops by chenry August 31, 2004

fried cyclops 

When you have nasty, sloppy sex (anal or vaginal) and then go to sleep without taking a shower. When you wake up in the morning, peel back your foreskin and look at your penis head on; the crusties around the glans make it look like a fried cyclops.

Bill's fried cyclops happened because of his mom's poor hygiene.

fried cyclops by dick thicksmith March 1, 2009