(n.) the crime against humanity committed by a host who asks guests to take their shoes off at a party.

A fresh kicks genocide tends to be committed by a neat freak or a psychopath. Victims are inhumanely forced to do "low fives" and make dishonest complements about the patterns on their friends' socks.

The (unconfirmed) original fresh kicks genocide occurred when Noah requested animals take off their shoes and socks before entering his Ark.

Alex is under scrutiny by the groupchat for reports of a fresh kicks genocide at her pregame.

Fresh kicks genocide by nolandc September 26, 2019

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Nice Fresh Kicks

outstanding sneakers

Wow you are sporting some nice fresh kicks yo .

Nice Fresh Kicks by nicefreshkicks.com May 17, 2011

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fresh kickers

1.)I brand new pair of shoes. Nice and clean with no scuffs or stains. When you buy fresh new kickers everyone loves you and comments your new shoes.

2.) Old man term for new shoes

1.) Hey man I like them fresh kickers you got there! Nice and white, them junks is tiiiight!

2.)
Larry(the old maintenance guy):Hey there Robert, got some new kickers there do ya?

Robert: Yeah, Larry, they're DC's.

Larry: DC's?

fresh kickers by crazyfool February 3, 2005

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kick'n fresh

A term for dorky but yet cool.

Alex came to the ppol having to wear those ugly swim shoes because his mom made him. I'd have to say they were pretty kick'n fresh

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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