1.French : the second most used language in the business world. Also the official language used to write treaties because it is the world's most concise language.
2.Also a major influence on the Engish language (arguably half of English words originate from French, and another large percentage from other languages such as German, etc)
3. French fries are not French, oddly enough. They're Belgian. But still an official French speaking country.
4.The official language, if not secondary language in a shite load of countries
5. Me! bwahahahahahaha
1.'nuf said.
2. Words originating from French : Challenge, notice, sabotage, croissant, etc
3. So stop calling them Freedom Fries already.
4. France, Belgium, Switzerland, Netherlands, Canada (obviously bwahahahahah), 4.7% of Louisiana's population (go Cajuns!), at least a third of African countries, etc etc etc
5. Je suis français, donc je parle une des langues les plus romantiques du monde, au côté de l'espagnol et de l'italien. (Translation : I am French, therefor I speak one of the most romantic languages in the world, siding with Spanish and Italian.
by Jos Gagné October 28, 2005
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1.) Country where most of the first technological advances occured. (1st human bionic heart transplant, 1st face transplant, 90% of all vaccines are created and packaged)
2.) All the best champagne comes from Champagne, France.
3.) France runs the fassion industry. In France, different trends will always, and have always, appear(ed) 3 years before it arrives in New York, or any other country in the world.
4.) The most romantic language of all.
5.) The best cheese comes from France.
6.) The best place to vacation is the Cote d'Azur (Southern France)

I'm from the United States, and most Americans hate the French because we have a c*ck sucking, idiot-bag president who can barely spell Franch, I mean French.
La France est meilleure que les États-Unis.
La vin qui vient de la France est la plus meilleure du monde.
J'aime parler français.
Si vous ne parlez pas français, tuez vous-même.

(Tranductez vous-même, translate yourself ... (click French to English)
by S3ct0r3 June 21, 2006
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When French is used in a sexual sense, as it often is, "French" is often used as a euphemism for oral sex in the escort world.
A "French lesson" is a visit to a prostitute. "Greek" culture is anal sex and "English" culture is BDSM. "Roman" is orgies and "Swedish" is a full-release massage. If someone speaks the language without an interpreter, it means they perform the act without a condom. It is mainly used to advertise escort services without fear of being busted by police for prostitution. Pardon my French, ie, pardon the vulgarity from my mouth.
She spoke French without the aid of an interpreter, BBBJTCWS (Bareback blowjob to completion with swallow), and I tipped her 50%.
by Mistress Liz February 28, 2005
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The best people ever. Why? No reasons, we just are.
I'm part French. My mothers grandfathers were part french too.
by smooth dude June 12, 2007
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Comment tu tapples
Ja Mapple Dude
Salut dude!
by Stacie September 15, 2004
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1. Generally anything from the country of France, in Western Europe.

2. Possibly the second most hated group of human beings on the planet (next to Americans of course), for reasons that vary from person to person.

3. The official language of France, and some of its neighboring countries, such as Belgium, etc. Fun to learn, but difficult to master.
1. This wine is French.

2. Americans tend to hate the French, but whether they like it or not, they've been helpful through the years. You can't forget history because the president tells you to.

3. Est-ce que vous aimez parler le français? Oui, mais je ne le parle pas très bien.
by freddy newandyke July 15, 2005
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