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free inhabitant 

An individual who enjoys the privileges and rights as an American citizen, but does not want to be held to the same standards and laws as everyone else by claiming that the federal, state, and/or local government does not have jurisdiction over them.
Robert got pulled over by Seattle PD while still drinking a Rogue IPA last month. He just started spouting nonsense from the Articles of Confederation, that he was a 'free inhabitant', and that the officer had no jurisdiction over him. They still haven't released him from the mental institution.
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free inhabitant 

a person who is dumb as fuck and still lives by the articles of confederation.
people these days are stuck on this free inhabitant bullshit.

Free Inhabitant 

A free man or woman who is not a "citizen." A citizen refers to one who is under a jurisdiction and within that jurisdiction they enjoy the privileges and sometimes the protection of the state, city or country of that jurisdiction. An inhabitant is one who lives and dwells in a specific place or area on the earth as a free being. They are free because they are under no one, only God. They enjoy and are aware of their unalienable rights, which are God-given, and not "privileges" that a corporation, government, state, cit or county claims to give to them.
I am a free inhabitant of the land called America. As a free inhabitant, I am not under the jurisdiction of the US corporation.

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026