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free bitch

a dog that you get for free because your deadbeat neighbors moved out and left it behind.
my neighbor rufus had to leave the state because the feds were closing in on him, leaving fluffy behind, i made her my free bitch
free bitch by gdawgit March 2, 2010

Free Bitch Pass

When someone is looking to excuse their anti-social, rude, insane, or any other type of negative behavior, this is what you would call it. Most try to pin it on a mental disorder or some other health issue they may not actually have...such as being Bi-Polar...or something else that the victim of the Free Bitch Pass seeker has no fault in, like "That time of the month" or an unpaid bill.

Basically, this is what you seek when you don't want to take responsibility for the fact that you are a fucked up person, or are having a far-too-long session of being fucked up. When you do something to attempt to divert attention from your bad behavior and get away with being a bitch, you are looking to get a Free Bitch Pass.
1 - Jaime: "All these years, Chelsea would constantly switch from being nice to being a raging hellcat and try to blame it on being Bi-Polar. Her mom said she never was diagnosed with Bi-Polarity, she just craves attention. It's like I told you man, homegirl was lookin' for a Free Bitch Pass is all."

2 - Bill: "I don't give a fuck about what you want, get the hell out of my way! I am late for my flight!"

Mike: "What the fuck do you want, a Free Bitch Pass? Thats got jack shit to do with me and you need to get the fuck out of my face with that crybaby bullshit before you make me have to wreckstep your punk ass!"
Free Bitch Pass by Riot.EXE October 8, 2009

I'm a free bitch 

Lady GaGa's new catchphrase. Can be found in some of her songs on the "Fame Monster" album.
Lady GaGa - Dance In The Dark "...poison...inject me baby I'm a free....bitch. I'm a free bitch."

Bitch-free 

You are Bitch-free when you have just broken up with some boring chick.
You are bitch-free for a minimum of 3 months up to 6 months
After this delay you are just considered as single.
If you start a new relationship, even if it is a nice girl, you are not bitch-free anymore.
- "Do you have a gf ?"
- "No, i'm bitch-free since 3 months"
Bitch-free by pouf November 18, 2011

Free-meal Bitch

Someone you only goes on a date with you to get something materialistic out of it.
For example a free dinner.
A: Aren't you going out with Jessie this week?

B: No I found out she is a Free-meal Bitch

Free stuff no bitching 

The phrase you use when some idiot complain about something the got for free
Person 1: this *free* game is so shit
Person 2: free stuff no bitching!
Free stuff no bitching by Boeing747 December 19, 2020
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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