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free bitch

Someone who doesn't care what other people think. They are free to do what they want, how they want, and whenever they want regardless of what others think.
Matt: Hey did you see what Lady GaGa wore at that awards show last night?

Kim: Yeah, I love her!

Matt: Why?

Kim: She's a free bitch, baby!
free bitch by hctib eerf May 15, 2010
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free bitch

a dog that you get for free because your deadbeat neighbors moved out and left it behind.
my neighbor rufus had to leave the state because the feds were closing in on him, leaving fluffy behind, i made her my free bitch
free bitch by gdawgit March 2, 2010

Free Bitch Pass

When someone is looking to excuse their anti-social, rude, insane, or any other type of negative behavior, this is what you would call it. Most try to pin it on a mental disorder or some other health issue they may not actually have...such as being Bi-Polar...or something else that the victim of the Free Bitch Pass seeker has no fault in, like "That time of the month" or an unpaid bill.

Basically, this is what you seek when you don't want to take responsibility for the fact that you are a fucked up person, or are having a far-too-long session of being fucked up. When you do something to attempt to divert attention from your bad behavior and get away with being a bitch, you are looking to get a Free Bitch Pass.
1 - Jaime: "All these years, Chelsea would constantly switch from being nice to being a raging hellcat and try to blame it on being Bi-Polar. Her mom said she never was diagnosed with Bi-Polarity, she just craves attention. It's like I told you man, homegirl was lookin' for a Free Bitch Pass is all."

2 - Bill: "I don't give a fuck about what you want, get the hell out of my way! I am late for my flight!"

Mike: "What the fuck do you want, a Free Bitch Pass? Thats got jack shit to do with me and you need to get the fuck out of my face with that crybaby bullshit before you make me have to wreckstep your punk ass!"
Free Bitch Pass by Riot.EXE October 8, 2009

I'm a free bitch 

Lady GaGa's new catchphrase. Can be found in some of her songs on the "Fame Monster" album.
Lady GaGa - Dance In The Dark "...poison...inject me baby I'm a free....bitch. I'm a free bitch."

Bitch-free 

You are Bitch-free when you have just broken up with some boring chick.
You are bitch-free for a minimum of 3 months up to 6 months
After this delay you are just considered as single.
If you start a new relationship, even if it is a nice girl, you are not bitch-free anymore.
- "Do you have a gf ?"
- "No, i'm bitch-free since 3 months"
Bitch-free by pouf November 18, 2011

Free-meal Bitch

Someone you only goes on a date with you to get something materialistic out of it.
For example a free dinner.
A: Aren't you going out with Jessie this week?

B: No I found out she is a Free-meal Bitch

Free stuff no bitching 

The phrase you use when some idiot complain about something the got for free
Person 1: this *free* game is so shit
Person 2: free stuff no bitching!
Free stuff no bitching by Boeing747 December 19, 2020
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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