Ben: Dude, some chick wore a black see through top while shooting an AR-15 pistol at the range today. She totally wrecked my concentration. Those were some hot "Free Range Titties".
Curtis: I'm sorry hear that bro. Wish I could have been there to see for myself.
Curtis: I'm sorry hear that bro. Wish I could have been there to see for myself.
by Mil3Druid3 November 25, 2014
A group of younger, scantily clad females who are leaving their established territory, or "hood," in search of males.
by gab38 November 19, 2010
Covertly authoring an unflattering or self-deprecating message on another individual's Twitter account via mobile device that has been left unattended.
Matt left his iPhone laying on the table in the lounge and Scott decided to do some free range tweeting by posting a message to all Matt's followers about how he really loves still living with his parents at the age of 30.
by brueckj23 February 8, 2012
Thinking that is without boundaries. Coming up with ideas that are innovative, disruptive and would challenge the status quo.
If not for free range thinking we wouldn't enjoy many of the technological advancements that have become part of our everyday lives, e.g. cell phones, satellite communications, internet.
by LKool June 14, 2007
A cougar you meet outdoors (100% organic) or in a setting that otherwise does not restrict her movement, as opposed to one you meet in a club or at a bar (ie - a "cougar conservation park").
"I'm sick of the same old cougars we see at happy hour - they come with so much baggage and seem so desperate. Meeting one while hiking or at the beach is the better move. That's where the sexy, healthy free-range cougars are."
by JT Amish August 2, 2009
The art of dropping a deuce "inconspicuously" with the bathroom door open, the lights off, and under the assumption that no one knows you're in there . Typically Free Range Turders are caught in the act; the perpetrator resembles a deer in headlights.
Ahahaha I just caught Kaysi Free Range Turding... again.
If I have to see one more Free Range Turd go down in this house, Imma lose my damn mind!
FRTer ( fur - tur )
Once a FRTer always a FRTer...
Warning to any FRTers, I'm turning on the lights
I can't hear anything, but it sure smells like a Free Range Turd
If I have to see one more Free Range Turd go down in this house, Imma lose my damn mind!
FRTer ( fur - tur )
Once a FRTer always a FRTer...
Warning to any FRTers, I'm turning on the lights
I can't hear anything, but it sure smells like a Free Range Turd
by Slick Rick N' a BD February 10, 2011
Guy 1: My wife just texted me that the kids are going to be out of the house all weekend.
Guy 2: Time for some free range fucking.
Guy 2: Time for some free range fucking.
by zbrcht June 7, 2009