Fred and George Weasley

The two damn sexiest gingers anyone has ever read/seen. Portrayed by James and Oliver Phelps.

Born on April 1st, 1978. Fred died tragically at the age of 20 in the battle of Hogwarts. George lost an ear in the Battle over Little Whinging.

Also know as Gred and Forge.

Twilight Fan: Ew. Fred and George Weasley are fucking ugly.

HP Fan: BITCH DON'T GET ME STARTED! THE ONLY GINGER YOU HAVE IS VICTORIA AND SHE WAS A SLUT. AND AT LEAST HARRY POTTER HAS TWINS IN THEIR SERIES UNLIKE YOUR FUCKING MARY-SUE! *repeaditly smacks twilight fan in the back of the head with "Harry Potter and The Order of the Pheonix*

Fred and George Weasley by Harrypottersyndrome December 21, 2010

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fred and george weasley

Fred and George Weasley are the twin brothers of Ron Weasley in the popular Harry Potter books. They are portrayed in the movies by James and Oliver Phelps.

They are the trouble-makers at Hogwarts, and often finish each other's sentances.

With Fred and George Weasley gone, all the students at Hogwarts were looking to fill in the spot of resident troublemakers.

fred and george weasley by ILoveRobertPattinson December 18, 2005

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fred and george weasley

fred and george weasley are the twins in the weasley family in the harry potter series.

fred and george weasley look the same

fred and george weasley by crowie August 7, 2006

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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