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freak mama

Usually an abnormaly large woman in her later years who finds the need to dance like a possesed mental patient to music. She will shake her body literally to the point where clothing will be shed or torn. Small people and or children have been known to become injured by flailing extremities when in close contact of the freak mama.
Tony-Wow your aunt Kiesha went crazy at the wedding on the dance floor!

Me-Ya she is a regular Freak Mama when she gets some sauce in her.
freak mama by The Voros November 9, 2013
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freakmamma 

she likes to be called nasty names while sehe´s having sex, what a freakmamma
freakmamma by Rikie December 24, 2004

Freakamazoid

/free-kuh-muh-zoyd/
Noun
1. A nasty person on the internet who is attracted to art of naked little kids and rape.
(Note: Not to be confused with a weirdo, who is any strange individual but they're chill.)

2. A bad bitch who gives head crazier than the tasmanian devil from Looney Tunes.
1. Anyone who defends loli hentai is a freakamazoid and needs to be locked up.
2. Dude I got head from Sarah last night, she went down on my shit like a total freakamazoid.
Freakamazoid by freaktruther May 2, 2024

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026