The God of Anarchy and father of Bird Jesus. The prophecy says the helix will guide his followers though all evil and silence the democracy of the dome.
Praise the almighty helix fossil!
by aaabaaajss February 24, 2014
Andy: "Did you pull out last night?"
Paul: "Yeah, i didn't know where it landed, until i saw Holly had some fossil tits in the morning, haha!"
Paul: "Yeah, i didn't know where it landed, until i saw Holly had some fossil tits in the morning, haha!"
by Dr.Pepper'sAssistant December 7, 2012
1) When pants are worn so low that it makes the wearer look like they have a full diaper on.
2) A really old person's pants. They are so old that they could be a fossil.
2) A really old person's pants. They are so old that they could be a fossil.
Person 1: Look Tyana at Adam's new fossil pants
Person 2: you could make natural gas outta those fossil pants!
Person 2: you could make natural gas outta those fossil pants!
by Kn0w1ng June 5, 2013
Fossil fools support fossil fuel activity, such as:
Tar sands industry
Coal mining
Natural Gas industry
Oil / Petroleum
Non-renewable resources
Off-shore drilling for natural gas and oil
Pollution
Tar sands industry
Coal mining
Natural Gas industry
Oil / Petroleum
Non-renewable resources
Off-shore drilling for natural gas and oil
Pollution
by marytoons January 7, 2011
A young man, boy or student with an unhealthy interest in fossils, paleontology, or geology in general.
by uncle_fester June 9, 2009
A father age 45+ when a child is born. A fossil dad is usually unable to play with his kids due to physical limitations brought upon by advanced age. Fossil dads combine the grumpiness, intolerance, and ignorance of today's price levels of a grandparent with the lack of understanding of a regular-age dad. Infrequently spotted with fossil moms.
There are two types of fossil dads:
1) The most common by far are dads who had children with Mom 1 on a normal schedule, then shacked up with younger Mom 2 who wanted her own kids and found himself awake at 3am cleaning poop off his sleeve for the first time in 20 years.
2) Less common are the first-timers who, for reasons of religious commitment or other strictures took a little extra time to find "the right woman for him."
There are two types of fossil dads:
1) The most common by far are dads who had children with Mom 1 on a normal schedule, then shacked up with younger Mom 2 who wanted her own kids and found himself awake at 3am cleaning poop off his sleeve for the first time in 20 years.
2) Less common are the first-timers who, for reasons of religious commitment or other strictures took a little extra time to find "the right woman for him."
by Awnlooker May 14, 2010