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Foxwoody
The semi-erection one gets when they get their first glimpse of Foxwoods while rounding the infamous bend on Route 2 West in southeastern Connecticut. Really "bad out" gamblers may experience a full hardon.
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foxwoods
foxwoods by FluffyPuff November 26, 2004
surly for wood
To exhibit surly behaviors to the extreme; oozing surliness. To be in a mood so foul and miserable that one might question if someone had pissed in your Cheerios that morning. This behavior can also be caused by having your panties in a wadded up bunch in your butt crack. An unmatched display of profanity for no apparent reason.
Ken: "God-Damn, son-of-a-bitch. Shit."
Charlie: "Geez Ken, what's up with you today? You are surly for wood" Ken: "Shut up Charlie and get me some dip."
Charlie: "Geez Ken, what's up with you today? You are surly for wood" Ken: "Shut up Charlie and get me some dip."
surly for wood by Not Important Information October 4, 2006
Fratting for wood
1. When stranded in the Brocono Mountains, exploring all surrounding homesteads for suitable firewood to support your insatiable desire for beer and women henceforth resulting in the kleptomania of hanus amounts of uncompensated firewood (and simultaneously packing the fattest skoal spearmint gooches imagined by mankind).
2. When sorostitutes attend frat parties in seek of long hard frat wood, only to realize that their frat daddy has developed erectile dysfunction due to weeks of hazing and cocaine abuse. Said sorostitute resorts to "fratting for wood" by hitting on every frat guy she encounters hoping to deliver to her sacred flower blossom the trunk of a frat guy's pedigree.
2. When sorostitutes attend frat parties in seek of long hard frat wood, only to realize that their frat daddy has developed erectile dysfunction due to weeks of hazing and cocaine abuse. Said sorostitute resorts to "fratting for wood" by hitting on every frat guy she encounters hoping to deliver to her sacred flower blossom the trunk of a frat guy's pedigree.
1. Frat guy #1: DOOD! we're out of firewood!
(two hours and 14 beers later)
Frat guy #2: Yo let's go fratting for wood, it's getting cold in this STP.
2. Frat guy #1: DOOD! those sluts are totally trying to get fucked at our party tonight....
Frat guy#2: yeah man, they've been fratting for wood ever since their boyfriends passed out from speedballs. Ima about to give her the timber ;)
Frat guy#1 and frat guy #2: fraaaat.
(two hours and 14 beers later)
Frat guy #2: Yo let's go fratting for wood, it's getting cold in this STP.
2. Frat guy #1: DOOD! those sluts are totally trying to get fucked at our party tonight....
Frat guy#2: yeah man, they've been fratting for wood ever since their boyfriends passed out from speedballs. Ima about to give her the timber ;)
Frat guy#1 and frat guy #2: fraaaat.
Fratting for wood by Mr. Tau December 27, 2010
fast forword
the most useless thing that a middle school student can do. it is for babies and not for 13 year olds. all you do is sit there and do nothing. it is useless.
fast forword by ihatethisreeeeeee February 22, 2019
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A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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