fortune 500
fortune 500 by evii October 19, 2004
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fortune 500
The people who aren't stupid enough to get convinced to fuck their own sisters and give up their money.
They will typically taunt others with the line, "I f*cked your sister, why don't you? You know you will like it. Mind if I get a couple of dollars for that suggestion?"
Unfortunately some people cannot see that they are just joking and do end up screwing their sisters and paying people for the opportunity.
Those people are most likely to be extremely liberal and caught up in the notion that daddy's oil money will never run out. Thats you, Colorado College students!
They will typically taunt others with the line, "I f*cked your sister, why don't you? You know you will like it. Mind if I get a couple of dollars for that suggestion?"
Unfortunately some people cannot see that they are just joking and do end up screwing their sisters and paying people for the opportunity.
Those people are most likely to be extremely liberal and caught up in the notion that daddy's oil money will never run out. Thats you, Colorado College students!
I want to own a Fortune 500 company, not work for one. That girl is your sister? I think I have met here before, but where...? oh yeah!
fortune 500 by This is it October 21, 2004
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fortune 500 mind
People with Fortune 500 minds are phenom's and run empires. You have the street smart type like Big Meech, Jay z, LOX, Nas, SUBZERO GROOVE, El Chapo, Jeezy, E40, BIGGIE, TUPAC, and are grade A upper echelon Puppet Masters similar to the Godfather™© how the manipulate the strings and control with impetuous Power behind the scenes. Then you have the legal book smart legal types like Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, Oprah, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, Warren buffet, the Shark Tank ™© Moguls.
Last you have the ancient mythical type like Cleopatra, King David, King Solomon, Mansa Musa and many more! They have all amassed enormous gorgeous fortunes well into the trillions!(all the types Fortune 500 mind's.)
Last you have the ancient mythical type like Cleopatra, King David, King Solomon, Mansa Musa and many more! They have all amassed enormous gorgeous fortunes well into the trillions!(all the types Fortune 500 mind's.)
People with Fortune 500 minds are geniuses and are useless the most wealthiest people on the planet cause they're planning execution and strategies are impeccable and second to none bar applause!
fortune 500 mind by Insurrection February 14, 2019
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