fortnite kid

A little kid, usually below the age of 11. They are spoiled due to having parents with moderate to severe symptoms of not giving a fuck about their children. They are always the first to check the fortnite daily item shop. Most start seizing when ping goes above 30. Due to all the energy drinks digested by these kids, they consume too much caffeine leading to them being sleep deprived. Most fortnite kids sit on their chair all day thinking they are cool for knowing how to do the orange justice emote. They also get erections by any female skin in the game.

Kid 1: "the new item shop comes out today, can't wait!"
Kid 2: "Ya me too"
Older brother of kid 1: "Y'all some fortnite kids. Take a shower, you smell like my dogs piss."

by bddBrayden December 31, 2020

fortnite kid

a 8 year old who says "FORTNITE IS THE BEST GAME EVER!!!!" and listens to the "fortnite anthem" everyday and tries to date any gamer girl while making fun of every anti-fortnite community

"minecraft is older than you're existence fortnite kid."

by minecraftkid1234 November 16, 2020

fortnite kid

group of weird little kids running around beatting there chests like there meat

oh look he is fortnite kid he is a sped

by not a fortnite kid May 22, 2020

fortnite kid

A fortnite kid is a 6-12 yr old kid that squeaks all day and when they die they say YouR FucKIng HACKing, and when someone says fortnite is trash they go RespECT ALL GameS when they say miNeSHit andCall oF Poppy And think there a ture gamer. And there comeback from a roast is WeLL i diD ur mum lASt NiGHt

Fortnite kid: Want to play ForTInite
Normal person: no fortnite is MEGA GAY
Fortnite kid no ur gay, walks away DOING FUCKING TAKE THE L

by Matt-flo08 September 24, 2020

fortnite kid

a satanic game where nine year olds scream do da fortnite while talking shit and screaming i fucked ur mum when u 200 pump them

"kyles a fortnite kid and a bastard"

by bingoshrob October 13, 2021

fortnite kid

a fucking 11 year old kid who won’t stop bragging about his arena points

at school

me: hello
fortnite kid: get lost you don’t have enough points to talk to me

by ieatpeepeeforbreakfest November 15, 2020

fortnite kid

every 7 year old game crying over "spawn killing". Every kid pretending to be sick so that they can get good at building.

Mommy i am very sick i need to crank 90s because i am a fortnite kid

by t[sdc April 07, 2022