forsoothment

Any action or thought pertaining to sexual activities, particularly on the recieving end for the male.

Boy 1:Man im in desprate need of forsoothment!
Boy 2: Then call that hoe you know!

by danimus August 13, 2007

Forsooth

(Adverb)

For real. Really. Truly.

(Paired with different punctuations to express a wide range of expressions ranging from strong affirmation to ironic disbelief. See fer real, and indeed)

Origin:
“For”, Old English word for For + “Sooth”, Old English word of Germanic origin meaning, “true, genuine, or real.”

Example 1:
Lo! Forsooth, get thine arse hither ere ye festivities wither down, brother!

Translation: Yo! Fer Real, get yo ass over here before da party ends, bruh!

Example 2:
Lo! Forsooth! Thy mother be so fat, orcs be callin’ her pork, knave!

Translation:
Yo! Fer Real! Yo mama so fat, orcs call her pork, G!

Example 3:
Wing Commander: Alas, blindest she mine eyes with her radiant beauty; ne’er have I seen her equal.

Wingman: Forsooth, brother! Forsooth!

Translation:
Wing Commander: Daaaamn, dat girl be so hot imma go blind! She ain’ like dem other girls.

Wingman: Fer real, bruh! Fer real!

by Sir Erik Silverarms of Arelith June 26, 2018

forsooth

(Archaic interjection) Means "truth" or "tru!"

Verily, you have the book of the holy sacraments? Forsooth!

by Emilave January 15, 2003

forsooth

Meaning indeed, truth, or exactly.

The commies will most certainly begin our demise soon. This fact is none, but forsooth!

by soapdude September 9, 2011

forsooth thou ist thunderation and gruity vretuit brezdy guitr poikler

i have no ide waht this means, i just wanted to post something

forsooth thou ist thunderation and gruity vretuit brezdy guitr poikler

by insert pseudonym heree November 2, 2020

forsooth

indeed (often used ironically or to express surprise or indignation).

"forsooth, there is no one I trust more"

by Arminkshipper September 5, 2024

forsooth

meaning indeed, real, so true, so fair, or valid. used in a casual context.

friend 1; i’m so stressed for this exam
friend 2; forsooth dude

sister; the sky is blue
you; forsooth

bff; i’m so glad tom cruise and margot robbie never dated!
you; forsooth!

by forslootheth September 11, 2023