BAZMEISTER's definitions

tongue & groove

why a lesbians bed has no scews in it, because it is all.....

god damn, do i have to explain everything?

by BAZMEISTER October 16, 2004

prestatyn

what you want to do to an erect nipple on a cold day

mmmmm....left or right?

by BAZMEISTER October 14, 2004

fullskuck

a polite way to refer to having penetrative sex with someones mouth

"am gonna fullskuck you beeotch"

by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

dog toffee

those 6" long jobbies that dogs produce (consistently) which humans are unable to do.

'Oi, bazza watch out for that dog toffee'

by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

biznitch

what i call my missus, so i can sound g'd up

'sort my shiznit out biznitch'

by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

fork & spoon operator

A woman so large, this is the only career option available to her

'Yo momma so fat her official job title is fork & spoon operator'

by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

throwing a sausage up & down an alley

to describe a beeotch's vagina which is so slack, your plonk wouldn't touch both sides at once

'shagging her was like throwing a sausage up & down an alley'

by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004