Definitions by BAZMEISTER

tongue & groove

why a lesbians bed has no scews in it, because it is all.....

god damn, do i have to explain everything?

tongue & groove by BAZMEISTER October 16, 2004

prestatyn 

what you want to do to an erect nipple on a cold day

mmmmm....left or right?

prestatyn by BAZMEISTER October 14, 2004

fullskuck 

a polite way to refer to having penetrative sex with someones mouth

"am gonna fullskuck you beeotch"

fullskuck by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

dog toffee 

those 6" long jobbies that dogs produce (consistently) which humans are unable to do.

'Oi, bazza watch out for that dog toffee'

dog toffee by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

biznitch 

what i call my missus, so i can sound g'd up

'sort my shiznit out biznitch'

biznitch by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

fork & spoon operator 

A woman so large, this is the only career option available to her

'Yo momma so fat her official job title is fork & spoon operator'

fork & spoon operator by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

throwing a sausage up & down an alley

to describe a beeotch's vagina which is so slack, your plonk wouldn't touch both sides at once

'shagging her was like throwing a sausage up & down an alley'

throwing a sausage up & down an alley by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004