forge tit 

An overly sarcastic professional, unfitting for their title.

"I'm afraid you have cancer", the doctor said.

"What are my chances of living?", asked Kevin.

"Pretty great, if you mean until tomorrow"

"You're such a forge tit."

forge tit by zfzmikey May 30, 2017

hit it and forget it 

to have sex with someone and later forget about the incident.

<~p1g> dude, she looks ok , I would use the hit it and forget it.

hit it and forget it by c0rrupt September 4, 2004

forgetitis

When your friend always forgets something all the time but you can't hold it against them

Friend #1: "Hey Jen did you remember that piece of paper I wrote for you?"
Friend #2: "Damn it man no the forgetitis is so real today!"
Friend #1:" Thats ok I won't hold it against you or anything..."

forgetitis by jenniferpiece May 21, 2016

forgetitude 

To forget a word that you yourself coined.
-Steven Colbert

I can't believe i forgot about truthiness, a word that I coined. There should be a word for that. Forgetitude?

forgetitude by korndog June 18, 2008

forget it zack 

1-a response to subordinate type people ( ie new hires youngest children, people sent to persude you by their cuteness but are really manipulative and you see right through them) basically meaning don't try because you don't have a chance .

2- a response to people who are unfortunate enough to be the second third or fourth person to ask you for the same thing,. in other words- they have no chance!

Taken from the Zack character on "saved by the bell" and the Zakachary character on "officer and a Gentleman.

Newbie: " Can we get off early today?"
Boss: "forget it Zack!"

Youngest child: "I cant sleep. Can I have a glass of water?"
Parent:" Forget it Zack! You and your brothers are NOT staying up! Nice try."

Girl:"He wanted to borrow some money. I told him " forget it Zack, your the third person to ask this week!"

forget it zack by Tupac Insecure January 4, 2012

nvm forget it 

never mind, forget it.

It means youre fucked and this person is mad. either at you or something you did or at something else. But they mad bro

you: nvm forget it
person: Whats wrong?
you: you did dsfhskfhjjfgjdfhnkshdfjhsjdg sgdhj

nvm forget it by Aislee May 31, 2020

forget it 

Short for: I don't want to talk about it because I have sand in my vagina.

Girl: I hate it when....

Boy: What? What were you going to say?

Girl: Forget it.

forget it by Commander Shepard69 December 6, 2010