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Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

The ultimate of all comebacks to an insult.

Doubly effective as a comeback to a comeback to your insult.
Can be used when you're disgusted at something.
Or as an expression of surprise.
Your mother eats dog snot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

Your father fucks chooks!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

If you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!
you: Suck the cheese off a dead man's foreskin!

gekyume's foreskin

It is exactly what you think it is
Yo gekyume's foreskin is miles long

Geykume's Foreskin 

An ultra rare delicious gourmet treat which brings god-hood when eaten, often found in hospital dumpster.
Bruh1: Bruh let go to McDonald
Bruh2: fuck that shit, I just found Geykume's Foreskin
Bruh1: *B R U H* That's some serious gourmet shit

connecticut's foreskin 

Another name for Rhode island because on a map the two states look like a giant pecker.

Rougher than a badger's foreskin 

A term used to describe a state of being hungover or generally suffering the aftereffects of a period of alcohol intoxication.
Ben: Hey man, you hangin'?
Tom:Yeah, I'm like, rougher than a badger's foreskin
Ben: Haa, lightweight!

Farmer's foreskin

Used to describe someone who is full of bull shit.
Don't listen to Zoë, she's like a farmer's foreskin!
Farmer's foreskin by thongkham December 24, 2015