The act whereby the drivers of two cars chase each other down the road in a playful fashion. Usually this is performed by two guys under 19 years old, and nearly always in a Honda or Subaru. Once the chase ends, the candidates are at a loss as to what to do next, and generally talk about 'what's under the hood', or Hillary.
Man: "Look at those two assholes! They're weaving in and out of traffic! Stupid dicks are gonna kill someone!"
Woman: "Honey, they're just a couple of dorks. It's their car foreplay thing."
Woman: "Honey, they're just a couple of dorks. It's their car foreplay thing."
by David T. Watts May 15, 2007
The tricks you do to a failing console in order to make it play games. Usually the tricks make the problem worse in the long run, resulting in longer periods of foreplay as time passes. Here are some examples:
-Constantly restarting a PS1 or playing the in-game music as an Audio CD 'till the PS1 finally starts the game. Sony used poor quality CD drives for the original Playstation and the PSOne, which failed after some years, resulting in the console not being able to start a game (it either throwed an error, or read the game CD as an audio CD). The trick mentioned above warms up the drive and temporarily solves the problem. Unfortunately, those constant start-stops of the CD drive make it wear out faster.
-Blowing on a NES cartridge so the NES can "see" it. Nintendo made the American version of the NES look like a consumer electronics device, including a VCR-like loading mechanism. Needless to say, it was poorly made and failed over time, and the pins of the cartridge didn't made proper contact with the pins of the console anymore. By blowing into the cartridge, you sprayed a thin layer of humidity on the pins, which helped them made contact (though most people thought it was dust being blown away). Unfortunatelty, the humidity gradually oxidized the pins and made the problem worse.
Not to be confused with go wild with the solder iron, which involves an real attempt at repair instead of silly voodoo tricks like the above, and may actually result in a pernament fix.
-Constantly restarting a PS1 or playing the in-game music as an Audio CD 'till the PS1 finally starts the game. Sony used poor quality CD drives for the original Playstation and the PSOne, which failed after some years, resulting in the console not being able to start a game (it either throwed an error, or read the game CD as an audio CD). The trick mentioned above warms up the drive and temporarily solves the problem. Unfortunately, those constant start-stops of the CD drive make it wear out faster.
-Blowing on a NES cartridge so the NES can "see" it. Nintendo made the American version of the NES look like a consumer electronics device, including a VCR-like loading mechanism. Needless to say, it was poorly made and failed over time, and the pins of the cartridge didn't made proper contact with the pins of the console anymore. By blowing into the cartridge, you sprayed a thin layer of humidity on the pins, which helped them made contact (though most people thought it was dust being blown away). Unfortunatelty, the humidity gradually oxidized the pins and made the problem worse.
Not to be confused with go wild with the solder iron, which involves an real attempt at repair instead of silly voodoo tricks like the above, and may actually result in a pernament fix.
Guy 1: While I blow on this NES cartridge, you keep restarting that PS1...
Guy 2: Damn console foreplay. Maybe we should buy a new NES and PS1 from ebay.
Guy 1: Nah... they will probably have the same problems.
Guy 2: Damn console foreplay. Maybe we should buy a new NES and PS1 from ebay.
Guy 1: Nah... they will probably have the same problems.
by Dim__K December 15, 2012
by sethkasketch May 17, 2009
Wisconsin foreplay is when a couple engage in foreplay that requires the use of Little Debbie Snack Cakes. This applies to using the Little Debbies in a sexual way, or talking about Little Debbies while engaging in foreplay.
After I told her I wanted to massage her breasts with Cosmic Brownies, she gave me a handjob while saying she wanted to lick Zebra Cake crumbs off of my scrotum. How I love Wisconsin foreplay.
by Super John April 6, 2011
When one thing leads to another and you end up in bed with someone already in a relationship. They both "use" each other for their own personal gain, but in a way still care for each other.
My girl friend goes to a college far away and I missed her, now I went ahead and made things worse by making a "foreplay oops" with a girl.
by acg004 April 18, 2009
by drmichaels November 30, 2013
A domestic assault which involves the police and later leads to sexual intercourse...Sounds like trailer park foreplay.
"the law was here...let's fuck!"
"the law was here...let's fuck!"
by Big Ray Ray March 19, 2008