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Looking for Boston Market 

A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.
Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"

batting for Boston 

slang for one being gay/homo, used by Yankee Fans
Alex, that guy was super gay that i saw at the pier today

ya dude, I heard that guy was batting for Boston

Looking for the Boston Market 

What a person tells a cop when caught masterbating in the parking lot with Vaseline on the console

Stop off for a Boston tea party 

Taking a massive shit in a public bathroom.
Let's stop off for a Boston tea party on the way home.

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026