John: *fucks around with sciencey shit*
John: *finds stuff out*
by DaSuitcase August 19, 2023
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Science is the subject of torture to some and heaven to others . Basically everyone dies in that subject. So, either you hate that subject to death or you love it to death.
Classmate 1: Hey girlie how’s your Science paper-
Classmate 2: I did rlly badly I MEAN I DUN CARE ABOUT WHO INVENTED THE BUNSEN BURNER

Classmate 1 *offended* : Robert Bunsen is basically the soul of Science, which is my fav subject.
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When people (who’s name isn’t Fanele) die and get their bodies dissecting by undergrad med/anatomy students.
Aphiwe’s body was donated to science, after her untimely death - at the hands of drugs.
by not fanele March 9, 2022
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A way to justify a bullshit disrespectful attitude toward the world and anybody who doesn't think the way you want them to, despite your claims of being a liberator.
The girl and boy used science from their school books to justify their continued attitude toward the folks who did not and would not look at things in their bullshit rationalized, repressed way.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2018
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A way to think you know more than you do by accessing an unlimited amount of what is already known. A way to attempt to explain everything in the world so that nobody else is right but you.
There are things science doesn't explain, religion doesn't cover, and spiritual people don't see because they think the answer to everything is based on the triumph of the human spirit. They don't believe in anything they don't know, can't see, or can't explain (therefore they don't accept it as anything but insane), but they expect to be accepted by others themselves. They expect compromise and change, but like their enemies, will never change or surrender themselves. There doesn't need to be peace or satisfaction, there never has been peace or satisfaction.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020
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Science a deadly thing. Hurts peoples brains and makes people want to quit school forever.
Teacher: You have a science test tomorrow
Student: Kill me now
by Moe.14 April 29, 2021
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