American Football is a sport in which a bunch of gay dudes slap each other on the butt. In this game they go like ten yards at a time and then get a break while they set up again. Calling it football is also stupid because you barely use your feet. Football(what Americans call soccer) is a sport that is played and enjoyed in every country.
Person 1: what is your opinion on American football?
Person 2: It’s a bunch of ignorant gays that slap each other in the butt when they do something good.
Person 2: It’s a bunch of ignorant gays that slap each other in the butt when they do something good.
by Autisticturd March 7, 2020
When a girl wearing stockings gives you a footjob and you cum all over her feet and you lick the cum off of her feet and you pass it into her mouth by hooking up with her. It's a footjob plus a variation of snowballing.
by StockingsFetishBoy March 6, 2005
John : Are you watching the football game on Sunday?
Eric: I'm watching football all day on Sunday! Even on Monday and Thursday!
Eric: I'm watching football all day on Sunday! Even on Monday and Thursday!
by TheTweetGuy December 23, 2013
That sport where the legendary people in band play for the audience. If a football player gets hurt, he lays on the ground, while players are on their knees and the crowd is silent. If a marching band player gets hurt, they get right back up and walk it off. Football is for highschool. Marching band is 4LYFE!
While the boring football players walk off the field - not even in step! - , the amazing marching band comes to entertain the sleeping crowd with their halftime show.
by ChiroPanther October 31, 2012
A person who plays the sport futbol(soccer) and has mad skills. They generally live in Europe where their lives revolve around the sport.This player is generally hurt because they have so much skill that they embarrass opponents and makes them mad. If you are a footballer in the USA you are generally discriminated against and will go absolutely no where even with all your talent.
Player#1- Wow! We are getting killed!
Player#2- Yeah we are! It is because of that fricken footballer over there!
Player#1- Someone has to hurt him if we want to win.
EX#2: Eduardo Da Silva= Footballer= Ankle popped out of leg because he owned someone.
Player#2- Yeah we are! It is because of that fricken footballer over there!
Player#1- Someone has to hurt him if we want to win.
EX#2: Eduardo Da Silva= Footballer= Ankle popped out of leg because he owned someone.
by The Trizzuth May 19, 2009
Stereotypical high-school football player- huge, uncoordinated, toneless muscles, heavy drinker, hosts lots of parties which are so boring that everyone has to drink heavily to amuse themselves, usually has poor grades.
Guy: Our school has a lot of football players, but only a few of them are real Footballers.
or
Typical Preppy Ho' Girl: OMG those footballers are soo hott! I'm going to a party this weekend. It's been like a whole week since I was drunk!
or
Typical Preppy Ho' Girl: OMG those footballers are soo hott! I'm going to a party this weekend. It's been like a whole week since I was drunk!
by Louis K May 29, 2005
by Najib Tun Razak March 24, 2019