Foot long sub

When you fuck a girl in the ass unlubricated till she screams for mercy and bleeds. Then you tell her how she made you mad then continue to do it till you almost die from exhaustion.

She was tried to play me so I gave her a foot long sub.

by Ron Michael jeremy May 15, 2016

Foot long sub

A submissive man (usually)

With a large penis

Y- “you know they don’t call me a Foot long sub for nothing”

(Person your taking to)- “dude wtf”

by The mother fucker!?!? June 17, 2023

Murphy's Law of footlong-subs

If you order just one of said tasty sandwiches, you will still feel hungry afterwards, but if you ask for two of them, you will only be able to finish one, and so you'll hafta just refrigerate da second one for later.

Having a friend treat you to lunch is a classic occasion for Murphy's law of footlong-subs to pounce and embarrass you. One simple and sensible way to avoid this face-reddening situation would be if your friend both has a smaller appetite than you and likes a lot of da same kinds of filling-ingredients; in dat case, you could just order two sandwiches, eat one, have your friend consume his fill of da other one, and then give da rest to you to finish along wif your own.

by QuacksO August 15, 2025

footlong at subway

A foot long at subway is a 12 inch sandwhich that people enjoy buying. This term however has been con notated with sex after the $5 foot long commercial which implies you can buy a foot long penis for $5

Imma go to subway and get a footlong at subway and then go home to get another foot long

by Jooooohhhnnnnn ceeennaaaa October 7, 2016

Subway $5 Footlong

Used to describe a mans large penis

Girl 1: "Bro I was fucking Michael, and his dick was so long."
Girl 2: "Yeah I fucked him too. It was a Subway $5 Footlong, and boy did it taste good."

by Vanilla Water November 9, 2017