foon

(combination of fool and goon)-An unnaturally tall, unintelligent, and uncoordinated person with a giant mutated tooth and a dirty mop of hair. Usually mows lawns (and does a crappy job).

The epitome of foon..... you know who you are

by Jeff Fatha June 4, 2005

foon

A foon is an intelligent-seeming fool, plonker, or wally. Probably short for buffoon.

'ere lads, this foon sent me 'arfway cross de Pewl on account of 'is giving me the wrong omnibus number.

by T. AshPewl June 14, 2007

foon

foon (n.)- see spork

Alli and I lifted our foons in celebration that the aliens would no longer attack Idaho.

by DanieDancer04 August 30, 2003

foon

foon
v. fooned, foon-ing, foons
To fuck (have sexual intercourse) followed immediately by the act of spooning

After the party my girlfriend and I went back to her place for some intense fooning.

Saw you with that red head last night bet you fooned her good didn't you?

by Bonbo January 5, 2007

foon

foon
/fo͞on/

Combination of COON and FAGGOT: An LGBTQ person who loves heterosexuals and/or cis people a little too much.

Damn, did you see the way he was riding that cishets dick? He's such a FOON.

by hicpao April 3, 2021

foon

it is a mix between the words goon and fool. if you have a tall friend who is stupid, foolish, and uncoordinated with a giant mutated tooth and a dirty mop, call him foon.

foon just passed by, you can laugh now.

by coolioo June 4, 2005

foon

A declaration of war (as it is an inverted Spork).

The King of the Pixies sent me a Foon. I'm doomed, for Her wrath will now befall me. (see King of the Pixies)

by Nyoka May 30, 2003