food a food

A term created by my retarded sister “if you can drink a drink than you could food a food

Hey guys I food a food last night wanna food the leftovers.

by Food a Food February 26, 2021

million dollar body but a food stamp face

A girl who looks GREAT from behind (onion butt) but (fugly) when she turns around.

That's a damn shame. Ole girl has a million dollar body but a food stamp face.

by duh-man June 11, 2006

birth a food baby

Defecation after a particularly large feast.

Man I really have to birth a food baby after all that food!

by anniethedog December 4, 2014

food-a-lanche

Derived from the word avalanche, a food-a-lanche is what happens when someone opens the door to a refrigerator and food containers tumble out onto the floor. This situation commonly arises when a refrigerator is packed full and items have been carelessly stacked.

I went to get a fresh beer, and when I opened the fridge, *BAM* I was caught in a food-a-lanche. A jar of pickles bounced off my toe, and I had to pick up a bunch of ketchup packets and leftovers. One of these days I've gotta rearrange all the stuff on the top shelf.

by hipsterbeyotch March 4, 2012

hanging a food rope

Taking a massive dump. Dropping anchor. Commissioning the submarine USS Brownwater. Pinching a loaf. Pooping.

Wife: "Honey, we're going to be late for dinner with my mother. You've been in there a while - are you feeling alright?"

Husband: "I'm in the middle of hanging a food rope. And stop talking to me through the goddamned door!"

by The Duke of Scat February 3, 2010

Eat A Food

A Jamaican term derving from hustlers and shottas.
"Eat" meaning to survive. To get by and make enough money to live the way you want. "Foods" means to do anything and I mean anything.

My dogs will "eat" any "food" at any time.
My boys will do anything at anytime to get by.

Dem boy de no want man fe Eat A food
Those guys dont wannna see me prosper

I'm trying to finish school this year so I can eat like the big shots.

by FYAH REDZ September 21, 2005

to have a food baby

to drop a deuce of significant mass and girth

to have a food baby, or not to have a food baby,

that is the question

by Ae5Ea8 November 23, 2016