1) According to Adam Lafontaine, this is the sound a penguin makes while it is being raped.
2) A word used to make fun of Adam Lafontaine for his stupidity and tendency to make up stupid words.
2) A word used to make fun of Adam Lafontaine for his stupidity and tendency to make up stupid words.
1) "FONK FONK" = "Help me, i'm a penguin being raped! Help me, i'm a penguin being raped!"
2) *Adam enters room* "FONK FONK FONK FONK" = "Adam, you're an idiot"
2) *Adam enters room* "FONK FONK FONK FONK" = "Adam, you're an idiot"
by Shibby McShibbShibb April 2, 2004
Nickname for the small city of Perry, Fla. Located in north Florida, 51 miles southeast of Tallahassee.
Nickname for a dude that went to Famu. He repped P fonk(Perry, Florida / Taylor County) everywhere he went to let his hometown be known, and his homies started calling him that.
Nickname for a dude that went to Famu. He repped P fonk(Perry, Florida / Taylor County) everywhere he went to let his hometown be known, and his homies started calling him that.
by Service November 22, 2011
Person who is gonna make it to the olympics one day!!! Also is very pretty! Funkiest person alive. And very smart. 59 second fast
by blahblah122 February 25, 2010
by steve johnsonsonsons April 21, 2006
Fonk Tipp Goose Man is a very handsome/tall specimen, also has massive, beastly biceps and also is killer in the field area of sleeping, being a fat fuck and taking days off of school, harassing beta males at school (whenever he decides to go) and last but definitely not least screaming OOOONT!!!!! at his beta male friends jasper and josh.
Hot Babe:Who’s that mad tall bloke over there?
Friend: Oh that’s Fonk Tipp for you, perfectly chiseled abs and a body like a fat man.
Friend: Oh that’s Fonk Tipp for you, perfectly chiseled abs and a body like a fat man.
by Fonk Tipp Goose Man October 22, 2019
This morning I thought I smelled a dead animal, and I threw up all over my bathroom floor, when I looked up, it was jade brochaus with her legs open. I said get out of my house you Fonk Thot .!
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
An extreme form of funk, particularly when speaking of jazz. Daniel Thrasher is the first widely-known person to use the word. He often provides his viewers “fonky chonky” to enhance anyone’s vibe.
by Koa The Manokit November 25, 2020