hipsters who are too ' hip ' to publicly announce their facebook profiles, but who secretly own an account and spy on their peers to purloin ideas since the hipster possesses no originality.
Sh-iii-t, facebook fonies are all the same; they lie about not being on-line all-day but secretly gather intelligence on the freshest trends out there like Aliza who uses her Yale buddy's email account to parrot stolen information to her decrepit and doddering professors in New Haven.
Greeting: A sign of ones own coolness by sticking both thumbs up while wrist reman parallel to each other with elbos placed at the waist. Jiggle hands for enhanced emphasis upon coolness.
I threw fonzies in the wrong office and everyone thought I was there to fix the broken record player.
Even though you're throwing fonzies you still cant jump a shark in a leather jacket.