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facebook fonies 

hipsters who are too ' hip ' to publicly announce their facebook profiles, but who secretly own an account and spy on their peers to purloin ideas since the hipster possesses no originality.
Sh-iii-t, facebook fonies are all the same; they lie about not being on-line all-day but secretly gather intelligence on the freshest trends out there like Aliza who uses her Yale buddy's email account to parrot stolen information to her decrepit and doddering professors in New Haven.
facebook fonies by abject.hana January 26, 2009

Double Fonzies 

Twice as good as regular good.
2 thumbs up!
"Dude, those spicy chicken wings were total double fonzies"
Double Fonzies by Bendy - SAB September 16, 2016

throwing fonzies 

Greeting: A sign of ones own coolness by sticking both thumbs up while wrist reman parallel to each other with elbos placed at the waist. Jiggle hands for enhanced emphasis upon coolness.
I threw fonzies in the wrong office and everyone thought I was there to fix the broken record player.
Even though you're throwing fonzies you still cant jump a shark in a leather jacket.
throwing fonzies by neight ford August 16, 2007

fonics monkey 

A monkey that teaches children to read and spell by playing the drums. Also kills hooded orange kids that steal his snacks.
Cartman: C'mon fonics monkey,drum
Fonics Monkey: *masturbates* ooh ooh ooh ooh
fonics monkey by 0niTTRay November 30, 2003

duck fonkies 

Similiar to saying fuck off or damn it. Swap the first letter of each word to understand the root phrase.
guy who messes up a machine part at work, "DUCK FONKIES!"
duck fonkies by mickey brown March 10, 2007

Wayne Fontes Experience 

I need a Wayne Fontes Experience bad