Fong

1.n The sound made when removing a penis from a bodily orifice.
2.v.The act of creating the sound

Man i sure could go for a fong right now.
I wanna fong that bitch like i fonged dannys mom.

by johnson/jackson July 23, 2008

Fong

To receive an insult from someone but dish out a much more brutal action/response in return.

"Dude, I can't believe you banged that guys sister who said you looked ugly. You totally Fong'ed his ass!"

by Popsiclewillie January 26, 2015

fong

a system of meaurement equal to 100 pounds.

An elephant penis weighs 2 fongs.

by Eric April 5, 2005

fong

An asian woman men want to have random sex with

"Hey guys, I'm going to get some fong this weekend"

by originalffd October 8, 2006

Fong

The combining of the words 'fat' and 'mong' to create the insult 'fong'

'Ew Amy's such a fong'

by Ingby0603 June 23, 2015

fong

to pass off your duties, or work, to unsuspecting individuals thinking they will be "helping"

I have a lot of work to do, I think I'll fong it off to the guys in the back office.

by Johnny Napalm November 1, 2006

Fong

1. noun - a cunt that gets wet by the sight of large asian boys.

2. verb - to become wet.

3. adj - adjective reserved for fong-like things. one that sucks or blows in a manner that makes a "walter" wet in the asshole.

guy: oh my god, did you see that fong just now?
guy 2: yea, i think hes wet now.

by the_oracles_eye March 30, 2009