Getting fucked up beyond belief, getting so drunk you wake up drunk the next morning and stay drunk until the afternoon.
by docsully May 1, 2011
Fogle; the ancient Celtic medical word or terminology to describe a third testicle on males; almost always located directly behind the testes sac. The fogle is almost always in a individual sac itself behind the testes & in front of the anus. "Fogle" was inheireted by a Irish clan as a surname which lineage can be traced to Jared Fogle, of the Subway spokesman. He is currently in jail for child rape as of 2015.
by WaVancouver December 7, 2015
Someone who is aged under 45 but has been spending too much time either with or fantasising over, Old people...
This can lead to the said person behaving in a range of strange manners including:
a) forgetting things
b)gradually changing their wardrobe to look like an old person
c) telling others that 'things weren't like this when I was young'
d)wanting to have sex with old people
e) taking lewd photographs of old people without their knowledge or consent
e) being arrested for tapping up old people
This can lead to the said person behaving in a range of strange manners including:
a) forgetting things
b)gradually changing their wardrobe to look like an old person
c) telling others that 'things weren't like this when I was young'
d)wanting to have sex with old people
e) taking lewd photographs of old people without their knowledge or consent
e) being arrested for tapping up old people
by yummy mummy5 April 21, 2009
v./ The act of being a pedofile by either molesting a child. Comes from the controversy of Jared Fogle.
He fogled that 16 year old girl.
by Fogle88 September 5, 2015
A formerly obese man who lost weight via a combination of walking, Subway sandwiches, and vigorous use of child pornography. He used to choose between 6 inch or foot long sub sandwiches; now he is getting 6 inches to foot longs of another kind.
Man, the air conditioner was broken at work today and I was hotter than Jared Fogle buying Girl Scout cookies.
by anotherDUDE August 22, 2015
Guy who became famous as Subway's spokesman, he famously lost a lot of weight by eating healthy at Subway. In 2007, he was accused of several sexual crimes, for which he was indicted for and arrested for in July of 2015. He was released on bail, but faced a possible life sentence if convicted. In August 2015, he pleaded guilty to lesser offenses in exchange for no more than 12 years in prison. On November 19, 2015, Fogle was formally sentenced. The media set up outside his house, and he was seen walking from outside his house into a car. He was later seen that day entering a federal courthouse. At the sentencing, he was sentenced to 15 years in prison, slightly over the promised maximum of 12, but still better than the possible life sentence. After the sentencing, Fogle was to report to federal prison, and in a huge twist of irony, that night, his last day as a free man for 15 years, he ate at Subway. I guess he really does love Subway, despite tarnishing their reputation. The next day, in the early morning hours, Fogle reported to federal prison for his booking, and has resided there ever since. He'll be released in 2029. He's been assaulted several times in prison.
by broke ass happy man October 22, 2020
Fogle Goggles is when you are attracted to someone younger than you and you stare at them for long periods of time.
by dinglebuttsex June 7, 2016