flyxe

He is every girls dream thats all you boys need to know so yea you are fucked

How sexy isen't flyxe

by Flyxe August 9, 2019

The Radio Flyer

The idiot who

(1) shops via any store's sale flyers and

(2) is always the one directly in front of you on any store's checkout line.

The Radio flyer never finds anything listed thereat, yet they don't ask for assistance.

They "complete" their shopping, eyeball the checkout girl and produce the sale flyer with a flourish, demanding any or all on said store's list.
The poor girl panics and calls for the store manager.

Only then is it confirmed that everything listed on this flyer was sold out. Years ago.
The Radio Flyer (so named because they have their own internal radio signals) exits, feeling triumphant.

You feel chagrined and embittered as everyone else who was shopping got out already and is/are en route to their homes.

Oh, the Curse of the Radio Flyer...

The Radio Flyer : But this was on the sale flyer !
Checkout Girl : Gasp ! Send for the manager !
Store Manager : Sir/Madam these articles have all ready been sold.
The Radio Flyer : (smirks and exits)
You : Why, oh why, did I shop here today ?

by hudson duster January 2, 2010

Nervous Flyer Handshake

When the person on the flight is apprehensive to fly so you help them relax. Typically by manual sexual stimulation.

Woman in the seat next to me was worried about flying. Let her give me a nervous flyer handshake to calm her down. Not sure about her but I need a smoke.

by HomerJ71 October 29, 2019

Floxed

To have developed Fluoroquinolone-Associated Disability (FQAD) as a result of taking a fluoroquinolone antibiotic such as ciprofloxacin, levofloxacin or ofloxacin.

Janet was floxed last year when she took Cipro for a UTI. Now she's got pains in her tendons, joints & muscles, and she's developed anxiety, depression, insomnia & tinnitus.

by banyan99 May 9, 2022

Kite Flyer

One who changes their opinions like a kite flyer looking for wind.

"Shane, your such a Kite Flyer! 5 minutes ago you said the exact opposite to that other woman."

by Ari Shaffer January 14, 2022

young flexer

the one and only yoo kihyun of monsta x! he's the best vocalist in the world, with a heart of gold. he is hardworking, funny, sweet, kind, handsome, caring and loves puppies and kids. kihyun is one of the kindest and most sincere people you'll ever come across. he's a fluffy babie and must be protected at all costs. the entire package if you ask me

person #1: who is that? he's a babie
monbebe: that's our young flexer, kihyun!

by mxclub June 17, 2020

flaxer

a fat lacrosse player who is absolutely horrible at the game but thinks that they are good

Guy 1: Man i was absolutely dangling in my lax game the other day.
Guy 2: Bra thats not an accomplishment, the other team was filled with flaxers who didn't even know how to play
Guy 1: Yeah i know dude but who cares i still dangled all over those flaxers

by lax dangler all day June 18, 2009