flower dick

A dick with crusty stuff around with other gross things ozzing out

His flower dick looks like a daisy

by Nay_bAbii February 28, 2008

Dick Flower

It is where you get a giant kidney stone and you piss it out of your urethra. Causing the end of your penis to pop like a zit and explode, looking like a flower.

My kidney stone is causing me to have a dick flower.

by Dick Flower July 19, 2011

Dick Flower

Where you get a giant kidney stone and you piss it out of your urethra. Causing the end of your -blam!- to pop like a zit and explode, looking like a flower.

Joe: Shit man I got a huge kidney stone
Pickle McFace: Don't piss that shit out man you'll get a Dick Flower

by PICKLES MC JACK FACE MOO July 19, 2011

flower-dicked

Someone who asks permission to write on your skin, promises its a flower, then turns out to be a dick.

Dude, I just got flower-dicked by Carlos!

by EmilySunset February 27, 2015

dickmented flower

Dickmented flower

I looked at Ryan and thought about his dickmented flower. He has an ugly one #lmfaostupidryan

by Blacked fig December 17, 2017

Floberdick

A flimsy drunk man who finds himself in a pompous state, while making derogatory statements toward women yet remaining un-intimidating.

The tapstress placed the out of control floberdick into submission by the constraints of his neck tie.

by The Drunken Panda December 16, 2013