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Florpendorp 

A part stormtrooper, part demon, part highschool boy creature that feeds on Pokemon and human beings. Seen only in the western region of Washington State, its favorite food is Charmander.
Florpendorp
Florpendorp by MMWS May 16, 2009
An overtly flirty chirpse between two people.
Onlooker: That is such a flirpse
flirpse by TPMBooyah March 30, 2015
Florise comes from a majestic flower found all over the world. Its beauty is captivating and others need to have her (it). Florise's beauty is one like nothing anybody has ever seen.
The flower, Florise.
Florise by Anonymous to the power January 28, 2013
A mass of menstrual discharge that is suddenly ejected from the vagina as a consequence of coughing, sneezing or laughing.

May also be used as a verb to describe the actual act of ejection.
We went our to a comedy club last night. Tammy laughed so hard that she florpled and had to go home to change her pants.
florple by Uncle Wacky March 28, 2020

florpschnozzle 

Woah dude, you took the last florpschnozzle!
florpschnozzle by Carla6 March 25, 2019

florasexual 

not being directly attracted to plants (dendrophilia), but the presence of plants in the room or in your home arouse you
"she came out as a florasexual"
florasexual by cakepop April 20, 2014