Where the pubic hair around the genitals has been fully removed by shaving or waxing. Used as an extension on carpet matches the drapes when there is no carpet by which to assess if the drapes match.

Daniel: Was that chick you bonked a real blond?
Adam: Dunno, I went down on her but she had floor boards, so I can't tell if the carpet matched the drapes.

floor boards by Charlie Foxtrott September 9, 2009

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Floor Boarding

A sexual position where you take the woman and place her on the floor treating her body as some sort of vehicle. You then proceed to "board" that vehicle. It's basically missionary with a little role play.

I totally floor boarded you sister last night!

After floor boarding my girlfriend the other night I now strangely find myself attracted to airplanes...

Floor Boarding by JILLIAN JIGGS August 29, 2009

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Floor Boarding

Using a lunchroom tray to slide down an isle at Famous Players 8. You place the tray in front of you and while running down the isle, jump on and ride that tray to the max while praying you don`t fall like Marc.

"I nearly died laughing as Marc was flying through the air when he flew off his floor board!"

Floor Boarding by Goguen, Whalen, and Basco May 29, 2004

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cleaning the floor boards

To eat a shaved pussy

to eat a shaved or clean pussy for example I was cleaning the floor boards last night

cleaning the floor boards by Dawson420swagswagblazinheheh January 9, 2015

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