The Flomper

A sexual position in which a person spreads their ass cheeks and sits on someones thigh. Usually involves some form of gyrating. Mainly reserved for extremely obese people, but can be enjoyed by anyone.

Oh! Make sure you flomp all the way up my leg!

by Omikron August 29, 2005

Flomper

a turd that comes out so fast that it splashes the toilet water into ur bunghole

i dropped a flomper n it soaked my anus.

by Romicks Class March 11, 2005

Flompers

Very large, real breasts.

1. "Hey man, check out those flompers!" 2. "Shes got those flompers on deck!" 3. "This chick in my class has the biggest flompers i've ever seen!"

by Vik Deegnaad January 28, 2010

Flomper

When something out of the ordinary happens to pop out/up. Can be used to describe anything that's floppy. Anything that suprises you can be described as a flomper/fwomper.

Looking at your moms ass gave me a flomper.
Did you see it when that girls tats popped out? What a flomper.

by West mo fo sho November 17, 2004

flomper donk

An alternate form of pecker slap

"I went on out the race track and won the race; flomper donked the whole field!"

by ATAfan101 November 21, 2020

Flomper

One who is seemingly gay; another word to describe someone who is suspectibly homosexual.

Woah, that guy is totally a flomper. I mean seriously, did you SEE his sandals?

by Anne Clements December 07, 2017