float pussy

When you pour rootbeer into a girl's pussy then proceed to cum inside of it.

Bro if she won't let you get that float pussy she doesn't truly love you!

by Wagdog007 December 4, 2019

pussy beer float

When a women puts her legs over a mans shoulders and the man eats her out while he is eating her out another person pushes her boobs together and pours a beer down her boobs and goes down to the vagina while he is eating her out he also drinks the beer

Dude! I did the pussy beer float last night!
No way

Yea the beer hit my mouth right when she came fuck yea!!

by Digilo July 18, 2019

flat pussy

A flat pussy is one that has been pounded so many times that it could now be conceived as flat. This implies multiple poundings, however, a pussy could be made flat by one very intense pounding.

Man, that cat was run over so many times, that's a flat pussy.
Man, that girl was fucked so hard, that's a flat pussy.

by FlatPussy May 11, 2018

Flat Pussy

A pussy without any discernible lips whatsoever.

That chick has got flat boobs, flat ass, I bet she has flat pussy too.

by deimos-dread April 21, 2020

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

flat-bill-hat-a-puss

Some one who wears there hat with a flat bill backwards. Wigger.

Rodney is a flat-bill-hat-a-puss.

by twohearts May 12, 2009