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pussy beer float 

When a women puts her legs over a mans shoulders and the man eats her out while he is eating her out another person pushes her boobs together and pours a beer down her boobs and goes down to the vagina while he is eating her out he also drinks the beer
Dude! I did the pussy beer float last night!
No way

Yea the beer hit my mouth right when she came fuck yea!!
pussy beer float by Digilo July 18, 2019

flat pussy 

A flat pussy is one that has been pounded so many times that it could now be conceived as flat. This implies multiple poundings, however, a pussy could be made flat by one very intense pounding.
Man, that cat was run over so many times, that's a flat pussy.
Man, that girl was fucked so hard, that's a flat pussy.
flat pussy by FlatPussy May 11, 2018

Flat Pussy 

A pussy without any discernible lips whatsoever.
That chick has got flat boobs, flat ass, I bet she has flat pussy too.
Flat Pussy by deimos-dread April 21, 2020

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

flat-bill-hat-a-puss 

Some one who wears there hat with a flat bill backwards. Wigger.
Rodney is a flat-bill-hat-a-puss.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026