when someone goes out of their way to comment and fave images on flickr in a bid to gain more popularity.
asshole #1: "this is one of the best examples of modern landscape imagery i have even seen fred, stunning composition and lighting, this photo has got the lot, i absolutely looove this. Instafaved!"
Asshole #2 "thanks for the kind words peter" -wow, that peter is such a flickr lickr...
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).