Flat Head

a derogatory term for a German American from southern Indiana, particularly from the town of Jasper, Indiana.

I wonder how much beer those flat heads in Jasper will drink this year at their Strassenfest?

by Kraut Stain March 2, 2010

Flat Head

Slang for a mentally retarded person. Just like the word "retard" it can be used to call someone stupid that may not be mentally retarded.

Dude, sorry I messed up. I am such a flat head.

by Brettus March 26, 2008

flat-headed

slow, not smart. Not stupid, just not quick on the uptake.

I closed in for a kiss, but ed was a bit flat-headed and failed to pick up my cue.

by henrysfeelingfine January 5, 2007

Flat Head

When Eli takes off his hat

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by Sohoowusyourday>good February 8, 2022

Flat head

When your banging a girl and you fuck her so hard she hits her head on the top of the bed.

Ross I gave my girl a flat head last nigh.

by Jeff wood August 5, 2017

flat headed bitch

1.What a Prospector will call a AA community whore that will trick with him 2. Prostitute

Get the head shed ready that flat headed bitch is on her way over.

by Waysickerthanu June 12, 2023

Flat-headed blonde

A Flat Headed Blonde allows a place to put your beer as she is providing a service to you!

Thank goodness my partner is a flat-headed blonde.

by Dumb Boomer November 25, 2025