Flat Head

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a derogatory term for a German American from southern Indiana, particularly from the town of Jasper, Indiana.

I wonder how much beer those flat heads in Jasper will drink this year at their Strassenfest?

Flat Head by Kraut Stain March 2, 2010

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Flat Head

Slang for a mentally retarded person. Just like the word "retard" it can be used to call someone stupid that may not be mentally retarded.

Dude, sorry I messed up. I am such a flat head.

Flat Head by Brettus March 26, 2008

Flat Head

When Eli takes off his hat

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Flat Head by Sohoowusyourday>good February 8, 2022

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Flat head

When your banging a girl and you fuck her so hard she hits her head on the top of the bed.

Ross I gave my girl a flat head last nigh.

Flat head by Jeff wood August 5, 2017

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Flat Head

People who argue with established science, geography, space photography, eye witnesses even morons who know for a fact that the Earth is NOT FLAT!

My kid passed 12 years of basic education but somehow has decided the Earth is flat. I guess he is just a Flat Head.

Flat Head by The Repurposed Male January 6, 2024

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marks.flat.af.head

He is literally the coolest and swaggiest kpop stan. Like can you imagine not being moots with him. Anyone would give their souls to him but don’t even dare to steal him from his best friend okijaemin or she’ll 🔫 you

- have you heard marks.flat.af.head posted a new video?
- for real? I’m so excited he always post cool stuff like-
-ikr I would wanna marry him
-same

marks.flat.af.head by okijaemin July 16, 2021

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flat-headed

slow, not smart. Not stupid, just not quick on the uptake.

I closed in for a kiss, but ed was a bit flat-headed and failed to pick up my cue.

flat-headed by henrysfeelingfine January 5, 2007

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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