i am flat that’s why i cant get a boyfriend
i’m flat
by bejenwbejwjw November 25, 2019
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if someone says you are flat, it means ur flat basically.
oinkawa dooru is a very well represented demonstration of this term referring to his FLAT ASS
guy 1; "ayO lOokiE hErE, ShE flat aSfFFFFf"
guy 2; "nah nah she built like a door deadass"
guy 3; " but she do be flat like thattttttt"
by hot2dmengobrrrrr May 24, 2021
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a thing when girls have a ass flat as a brick wall
man 1: man that girl is flat

man 2: yea she is
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An acronym for a woman lacking in breast size, used by usually men. Usually used as an insult.

It stands for,

Forever
Lacking
Any
Tits
Adam: Wow, look at Jessie! She looks nice today!
Jacob: Yeah, but she's pretty flat. Not much to work with.
Adam: You're such a dick, you know that?
by mr_onomatopoeia August 23, 2022
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your mom, your sister, your paper, your sidewalk.
kyle: your sister is so flat bro. she looks like a piece of paper.
me: no u
by chileoragnes January 1, 2022
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A insult used for 12 year old incels who never had a girlfriend before in their entire life and care about woman with big boobs and a thicc ass because they got all the cake that they want to suck on and grope on their tits and other “flat” woman do not.

They only have a crush on women because of how thicc they are, but not the way they look. For Example: Their Hair, their makeup their face or how they talk. And they don’t seem to have confidence to talk about how pretty they are or what they do with their actions and judge whether those women are big or small. And trust me, those fuckers always call those woman flat. Meanwhile, women reject guys not because of the way they act, but because of how much of a wimp they are or how fat they are and they don’t seem to realize that until just now.

You see, I had a crush on a girl back in high school and she did seemed flat. But I didn’t care because of the fact how pretty she was and I succeeded in getting her to be my girlfriend. I mean, sure I do like big breasted women too. But I also like girls who are nice, funny, sweet, smart, confident and motivational. And it isn’t about the size because they don’t matter. Go ahead, dislike this post, I don’t give a shit anyway since that’s the truth. This is gonna be a terrible example, but read it and try to get the picture
Annie: H-Hey Jonathan, I can’t believe I’m saying this. but, I think I s-sort of like you. Not only that, but I think you’re cute and smart.
Jonathan: Oh, um. thanks, I guess?
Annie: What’s Wrong?
Jonathan: *Glances onto her small breasts without her noticing his eyes* Oh uh, nothing. It’s just that, I like you too Debra.
Annie: Awww! That’s so sweet of you. Wanna hang out after school?
Jonathan: Uhhhh, I can’t! I got plans.
Annie: What kind of plans?
Jonathan: I got to go to baseball practice after school. then after that, I gotta go to my friends house to play games with.
Annie: Oh, okay then. That makes sense. I’ll see you tomorrow.
Debra: *Walks by with her medium sized breasts of hers and bouncing her big booty*
Jonathan: Hello Gorgeous...
Annie: *Slaps him* HEY! Why are looking are looking at Debra?!
Jonathan: Um, no reason.
Annie: There has to be. What does she have that I don’t?
Jonathan: Mmmm, Cake... No wait! That’s not what I meant! I Uh, mean cake like Vanilla Cake. I mean, you noticed her holding cake right?
Annie: ...Yeah, she is carrying cake. Carrying cake more than I ever will! Well I hope you enjoy eating that cake of hers and choke on it once your done eating! *Cries and runs away*
Jonathan: Wait! Your the cake I would eat all day on a flatter- I mean platter!
by TheFacts247 May 16, 2021
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