abs of flab

thick, hard, impenetrable flab on one's stomach.

marvin broke his hand trying to punch my abs of flab.

by rossdwp March 30, 2009

Six Flab

Instead of having six defined abs, you have six define rolls of fat.

"Dude, put on a shirt I'm tired of seeing your six flab."

by Bebebru September 3, 2011

meth flab

(noun) the saggy, drooping flesh that hangs from a person's body caused by rapid weight loss due to prolonged use of methamphetamine; particularly that of a previously overweight and/or morbidly obese individual

(sounds very similar to 'meth lab' when used in conversation)

"I wonder how long it took her to build up that meth flab." or "That meth flab destroyed her life."

by Flabstinence November 15, 2013

Turkey Flab

another word for someones double chin (the flab of skin under your chin)

Hey Dan you better come for a run your growing a bit of turkey flab

by Leish January 10, 2008

flab jockey

a flab jockey is someone, male or female, who likes to sleep with or ride fat people

Look at that flab jockey riding that fatty!

by paul grimsley August 24, 2006

flab pack

A flab pack is where someone gives the impression of having a muscular six pack beneath their clothing, but once the torso is revealed, it is plain to see it is nothing but a bit of flab.

This usually occurs more often with males. They may have toned, bulging arms and appear to work out regularly, but beneath that tight white t-shirt they often favour is nothing but a rather round little pot belly and non-existent pecs.

Flab packs cause regular disappointment to 'totty spotters' on the beach.

Also known as 'fake packs'.

Girl 1: Hey, check out that guy over there. I bet he has an amazing six pack!
Girl 2: He's taking of his shirt...
Girl 1: *sighs* Just another flab pack.

by never fail to amaze August 1, 2008

Flab Job

A flab job is where a fat person will stimulate the penis using their sweaty flab to make the penis ejaculate. This is pretty much a hand job with fat peoples flab (Masturbation)

Tony - "That fat bird Big Betty gave me a sweaty flab job last night, it was banging!"

by Sinkliner April 18, 2018