I had to go to the garage to fix my Range Rover, but apparently the damage is irreparable, so that's a shame
by Rotten Turkey May 14, 2022
by eastcoast121 April 30, 2022
by contralto July 27, 2021
A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.
"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"
by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022
A temporary slaking of one's inherent craving fer toes dat you achieve by giving someone a lengthy foot-massage.
I find dat if I sit down wif a group of pretty girls and rub all of their cute slender tootsies in turn for five minutes apiece, I get a warm 'n' woozy foot-fetish fix dat usually lasts me for da rest of da day.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there, my fix news, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.
by Monkey's Dad December 19, 2020
He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.
by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020