The purest of pure GOLD tops off at 99.999% (0.001 is some other shit) AKA: Five nine! Therefore, something that is staight up, maxed out to the tits, top of the line is 'The five nine' or 'the 5 9' if you don't wanna spell that shit out.

Yo ma'fukka, check out this prime chronic I be rollin'. That shit's the FIVE NINE, nigga!

Oh my gosh, fellas! Look at the kaboose on Sally. I dare say it's five nine quality SHIT! Blah-DOW!

Five nine by Jimbizzy Fo Shizzy October 28, 2006

Related Words

Five nine • Five Niner • four-five-nine(ing)

fivenines

five nines, as in 99.999%, something that is the absolute best in category. better than anything else out there.

For a geek, "five nines" means 99.999% uptime for your server, less than five minutes per year. For humans, it's something that's just over the top good all the way around with a big exclamation after it.

Your new girlfriend is fivenines. Nice one.

Did you see that movie with Val Kilmer? It's fivenines.

Your car rocks, it's fivenines.

Urban dictionary? It's fivenines.

fivenines by Derek Dakota August 25, 2007

four-five-nine(ing)

To eavesdrop on someones conversation. Usually with the intention of taking the information for their own benefit. Comes from Penal Code 459 which concerns burglary and theft.

(on the phone) I'll tell you where to meet later. Right now my little brother's four-five-nine(ing)me.

four-five-nine(ing) by rob abbate January 2, 2009

Five-Nine

Referring to the amount of uptime a server has had. 99.999% Reliability. Similar to Five nine - but specific to another context.

For this mission-critical project, we have to host our database with a service provider who's datacenter is Five-Nine.

Five-Nine by fogboy November 5, 2007

Five Nine

Five Nine is a strip in the southwest part of Philadelphia or 59

Ayo bro wyd nothing for real chillin on Five Nine

Five Nine by The 9inth God September 19, 2016

Five nine

The prime height to kick anyone's ass. That guy just whipped my ass... he's a five nine.

A guy that was five nine beats everyone

Five nine by Cj99.9 February 11, 2021

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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