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five minutes 

The best response to temporarily put off, or get out of, nearly anything. Most effective when combined with the terms "Like" or "About." Contains many useful applications:

1) Buying time

2) Fooling the other person into thinking you will do something when you actually have no intention to, and hoping they forget

3) Using it multiple times until the desired effect is achieved

(see below)
ex1) "Hey son, would you pause that game and clean your room for me?"
"Sure. Just gimme like five minutes."

ex2) "It's your birthday today? Of course I know...hey I'll be over in about 5 minutes and we'll hang out." (unsuspected birthday gift card run to the supermarket, as if you actually remembered)

ex3) "Good morning honey, time to get up for work."

"MMMyeah...in Five minutes."

(One hour later)

"Hey it's been an hour--get up already!!"

"Alright, alright.....in five minutes."
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Five minutes 

A period of time that is longer than minimum 20 minutes.
2.40 am
G: Baby you have to sleep

A: five minutes…

G: ok fine

3.25 am
A: baby I never imagined a human could be so stupid but then I worked with Scott. You know he used a pie chart for a set of data with negative numbers?

Five minutes to get rid of it 

An exclamation proclaimed after a gullible person falls victim to an exclamation such as "Hey -insert name here-". If they answer with the word "What", then they have five minutes to get someone else to say the word...if they don't...they explode.
Hey Joe guess what!
What?
Five minutes to get rid of it!
Dangit...uh...hey fred!
Yes?
NO!

Five Minutes Straight 

When you get soo excited you just have to...
HOLY SHIT I WANNA DO IT FOR FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT!!

Five Minutes Of Fame 

He had five minutes of fame then went back to being a dumbass

Five minutes and five brains late 

Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”

five minutes and a hair tie

tiktok slang, euphemism for giving a man oral. the hair tie is used to get hair out of the way while preforming the oral, and the "5 minutes" part is saying how long it will take to preform it.
beatlemaniac 1: *texts picture of john lennon 1964*
beatlemaniac 2: "five minutes and a hair tie."
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