five footer 

a nasty ass bitch, who is five feet tall, and enjoys giving sloppy blowjobs in bathrooms, as well as other various sexual activities with anything that moves, including pickle tickling nerds in public places.

friend:
"don't tell me you fucked five footer again last night."
response:
"hey, i was mo high/drunk... and I made her call me Santa"

five footer by Ben Galbraith January 9, 2006

five footer 

a bong 5 feet long. use at ur own descretion, not suited for amateur smokers... if you cant hold ur high, dont be hittin this shit.

larry took a five footer of my hair, and now hes pukin his guts out at back.

five footer by killachronic August 27, 2005

five footer 

Something that looks good from 5 feet away, but up close is not real good.

That car is a five footer.

five footer by Pops Fereal August 2, 2023

five footers 

Slang For standard denim jeans worn by motorcyclist because on average standard jeans only last for five feet sliding across the road before its your skins turn to slow you down.

That guy just did a low side on his motorcycle and the five footers are toast.

five footers by Astyle October 11, 2009

five footers 

mexican laborers; usually in the landscape, construction, or restuarant industry.

How many five footers you have on that crew that cuts grass?

five footers by jamie & Melanie Skelly November 30, 2007