Fold a Fitted Sheet 

The act of fitting a large Penis into a tight Vagina. Typically uaed to reference the Homemaker or Librarian who you suspect would unexpectedly good in bed.

That Librarian looks like she could fold a fitted sheet.

Fold a Fitted Sheet by Coopdaville1985 June 7, 2018

fitted sheet 

When it's REAL tight!

Kara's body was like a fitted sheet!

fitted sheet by Treytreynoodles March 10, 2017

fitted sheet army 

A pool of male ejaculate that has been deposited after intercourse onto a fitted sheet.

"Damn baby you should've got up and squeezed that out.Now we are gonna have to sleep in a fitted sheet army."

fitted sheet army by JSmith lu 43 April 5, 2017

Fitted sheet 

Condom

Meghan asked Larry what his favorite brand of fitted sheet were. He said SKYN

Fitted sheet by Ltboston September 24, 2018

Fitted-shoes 

Doltish and ignorant dummies.

"She issa fitted-shoes"
She rell ignorant.

Fitted-shoes by Unknown qween June 14, 2020

fitted sheet syndrome 

when you attempt to make your bed with a fitted sheet but one corner always, ALWAYS comes off. either during the night and you wake up with one corner off, or when you attempt to make your bed and one corner pops off.

danny: dude ive tried putting on this sheet for the past 10 minutes and one corner just wont stay on
kevin: you have some serious fitted sheet syndrome

fitted sheet syndrome by kieralovedanny September 13, 2025

Kenny Rogers fitted sheets 

Many a dude feels clueless about these cranky bedclothes --- he knows how to hold 'em, but he never can learn how to fold 'em.

I don't mind helping out wif da laundry, but I always let my girlfriend take care of stowing da Kenny Rogers fitted sheets --- it's always a real "gamble" to have me attempt it.

Kenny Rogers fitted sheets by QuacksO March 5, 2025