When you are with a group of friends and you order a main entree of fish for the table as an appetizer.
by Friends of Fig August 7, 2023
1. Like Catfishing, but specifically designed to catch attention starved Milfs.
2. Digitally impersonating a person that a Milf flirts with in order to get her to sext you or send you erotic videos.
3. Stalking a Milf on social media; seeing who she flirts with; creating a fake profile impersonating that person; following what the person you're impersonating posts; privately messaging her from the imposter account with made-up personal details about those incidents until she trusts you, and starts to send you sexts and homemade videos. This is often followed by selling these sexts and videos to amateur porn sites.
2. Digitally impersonating a person that a Milf flirts with in order to get her to sext you or send you erotic videos.
3. Stalking a Milf on social media; seeing who she flirts with; creating a fake profile impersonating that person; following what the person you're impersonating posts; privately messaging her from the imposter account with made-up personal details about those incidents until she trusts you, and starts to send you sexts and homemade videos. This is often followed by selling these sexts and videos to amateur porn sites.
Dude, that Milf is flirting with Tim like crazy. I bet Milf Fishing would be easy with her.
I pretended to be Bobby and Milf Fished some skanky videos from Lexie. Her husband would kill her if he knew.
I pretended to be Bobby and Milf Fished some skanky videos from Lexie. Her husband would kill her if he knew.
by YAVETZ YPSILANTI May 24, 2017
Slippin Salmon Sunday
Minnow Monday
Toonie Tuna Tuesday
Whale Wednesday
Trouts be thirsty on Thursdays
Federal Fishes Friday
Floppy Sardine Saturday
So that being said, all bitches are fishes!
Minnow Monday
Toonie Tuna Tuesday
Whale Wednesday
Trouts be thirsty on Thursdays
Federal Fishes Friday
Floppy Sardine Saturday
So that being said, all bitches are fishes!
by Cant.tell May 23, 2020
A situation where a eagle drops a fish as it flies by and takes out your bathroom window. Despite the laws of physics, gravity and common sense- it happens.
by 9buzzards March 15, 2020
Person A: Have you seen the blankets?
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!
by ChameleonDragon May 15, 2019
A deviation of the Dirty Sanchez wherin the perpator fish hooks the female in the mouth versus rubbing under her nose , most often performed while wearing a Hawiian shirt and proclaiming "This is Unacceptable".
by Icantbelievemysenseofhumor March 10, 2010
Someone or several people, who actively fish, think about fishing, or even dream about reeling in Moby d*ck. It is someone who can't just look at a puddle an say dang that's a nice puddle. Fishing goon would be reaching in the back of his truck figuring out what to throw out in this 6 inch deep puddle.
by Fishing goon September 14, 2020