Fishfucker

A "Fishfucker" is a celebrity who is or feels as though they should hide a specific aspect of their lives from the public.

The term is derived from the Simpsons episode "A fish called Selma" , in which Troy McClure states that he has a sexual abnormality towards fish. Also known as the one where Selma marries Troy McClure.

Some examples include the above mentioned Troy mcClure, and several celebrities that have been caught doing terrible things. Although please keep in mind that being a celebrity that is a shithead does not make said celebrity a fishfucker, it's that said celebrity is attempting to hide something from the public at large, is more than likely ashamed of it as well.

"Hey did you hear that Tome Cruise is gay."

"No way.."

"Yes way..total fishfucker."

Fishfucker by The best Lee Henry April 14, 2023

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Fizzfucker

An inconsiderate asshole who creates a hold-up at a busy soda fountain because he insists on waiting for all the foam to settle before he finishes pouring soda all the way to the top; the world's most minor inconvenience; common table talk for the average gentrified household

Adam: "Hey man, how was your day?"
Gary: "Would've been perfect if I didn't get stuck behind another fizzfucker at the Taco Bell..."
Adam: "You're KIDDING!! That's the worst, man."

Fizzfucker by Richter G. Bathroomshit October 15, 2017