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First Course 

A male's performance of vigorous oral stimulation on his female mate through cunnilingus and analingus to get both holes warmed up and wet for vaginal and anal intercourse.
Dan woke his girlfriend up at 3:00 a.m. as he was sporting a water dog and needed some release. She was groggy and disinterested so he pulled her panties off and served up a hot First Course. After dining at the Y, Dan had her warm, wet and ready and she was ready for a little man meat to be served up in her loose meat sandwich.
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The First Curse

The longest continuing recorded losing-streak curse in recorded Color War history (since its first documentation at the beginning of the century) where Red has lost for a minimum of seven years in a row
People who blame DHS for the First Curse are wrong
The First Curse by o23gfh October 29, 2025

First assessment curse 

Refers to performing poorly or not according to your expectations in the very first academic assessment of the year
I got my academic results and I fell victim to the first assessment curse
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026