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First Boy 

1. Father - indicating the first of your boys
2. What an only boy becomes when you meet a second boy (pending)
B: "Is my First Boy your dad?"

Z: "No, unless you met my dad first?"

M: "So I guess what you're saying is everyone has a different First Boy?"

Z: "No"
First Boy by Boy (Dutch) June 3, 2025

First girl/boy Syndrome

Going head over heels and doing silly things for a boy/girl you just met because it's your first "real" relationship.
The First girl/boy Syndrome: Sticking with a less than fortunate chick (looks wise) because she's your first sexual partner

First-hand Boy

A boy who's having a girlfriend for the first time in his life.

When he doesn’t have an ex-girlfriend.
You're lovely precious first-hand boy!

boys go first 

Using the term boys go first you are saying that the boy you are with/talking to, should go first in whatever the activity is
The boys go first in this assignment
boys go first by ~ c a n d y ~ January 21, 2020

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026