fire eye

A painful and / or burning asshole, usually brought on by eating something really nasty like lots of hot sauce or bad beer. Can of course also be brought on if you get really sick and have a bad case of the runs.

I put that bucket of super hot chicken wings down with a 12 pack of Genesee Cream Ale like a champ last night, but the resulting shits gave me a wicked bad fire eye!

by Brian Feuerage October 23, 2006

Brown Eye Back Fire

A Brown Eye Back Fire is when you take a dump and when the poop hits the water in the toilet it splashes up on your butthole. It is the most disgusting feeling in the world that everyone you’ve ever met has experienced.

Guy on toilet: “(splash) AHHHHHHHH”

Guy’s wife: “What’s going on in there?”

Guy on Toilet: “Fucking Brown Eye Back Fire.”

by K1LL_4_FUN April 8, 2011

fire-eyes

The victim of a spooging attack in the eyes where the spooger hands the victim a glass of high-percentage alcohol instead of water.

"LOLZebra totally spunked in kie's eye holes and then dubiago handed her a glass of Everclear instead of water!! Never thought someone would pull off the fire-eyes! Great party dude!

by kalony December 9, 2010

Fire Eyes

When you are up at night for long periods of time either gaming or watching TV, and when you blink, it burns like crazy.

Man I had fire eyes all last night during the marathon. Every blink was like tear gas.

by Devdo February 7, 2014

Fire-eyed snaggletooth

the nastiest creature you can possibly imagine, it lives in extreme conditions such as Mt. Everest, it has a body of a goat and its face makes it look like it belongs in Gringotts, also refers to a ginger with crooked teeth.

Eager Climber: "I'm gonna climb Everest"
Guy 1: "Don't do it! That's where the Fire-eyed snaggletooth dwells"
Eager Climber: "I'm out"

girl 1: "who are you going to prom with?"
girl 2: "definately not Jordie, he's just a Fire-eyed snaggletooth looking for his soul"

by whiteboyswagg11 May 6, 2012