filing cabinet

A filing cabinet is formal term for a person that exhibits little to no intelligence, provided that they have a functioning brain. Many people mistakenly use terms like "stupid", "retarded" or "mentally handicapped" in place of such a word, but those words are reserved for people without a fully functioning brain.

You're such a filing cabinet.

by thomasgreen June 9, 2013

File cabinet

A place to store files, taxs, dead body's, and those files your company wants you to keep and they say you would use it but you never will need

When you need to put dead bodies in your file cabinet

by Orange_cheerio November 4, 2016

rusty file cabinet

The act of shooting your goo inside a girl's butt and then taking a crap in her vagina.

Beatrice wanted me to unload my feces in her and not get her pregnant, so we finished with a rusty file cabinet.

by Hambubgerderf November 16, 2011

porn filing cabinet

much like a pornfolio, but a porn filing cabinet requires at least 10 Giga bytes of porn

my brother has an entire porn filing cabinet on his computer, it is taking up his entire hard drive

by pete Thay December 25, 2007