Urban Dictionary: fif

FIF

Fungus Infested Freak, one who rips out their hair, scalp becomes overridden with Ring Worm and Lice. Infected individual loses aprox. 50 I.Q. points. Busts ass as much as possible. Thrives off of fecal matter.

Guy walks down the street, witnesses an individual rolling around in the mud ripping out their hair, screaming and ranting about how they did'nt get their pony for christmas as a kid.

Guy: "Man what the fuck is your problem you FIF?!"
FIF: "BONACA DELPHOCKA!"

by Doc Roc May 21, 2008

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Short for "Funny In the Face" word discovered by Just0 and MurDa... inspired by Nash

"WoW, That Chick is a FiF, did you see that face??!!!!"

by MurDa_Los April 03, 2006

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Fuck it's funny.
The main idea was to get rid of 'lol' (laugh out loud).
So 'fif' was born.

I say: use it instead of 'lol'. FIF!

by Zoja February 27, 2008

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a number between 4 and 6

three ,fo ,fif ,six

by Dave Chappelle February 24, 2004

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FIF

(feef)

-verb, noun

1. The act of playing any FIFA videogame in an extremely competitive manner while drinking excessively.

2. A social event between friends which usually ends up with a lot of frustration, yelling, cursing, and extremely painful physical contact with the opponent's genitalia.

-Past tense
FIFed

"Hey! After work you want to come over and FIF?"
"Last night I killed Conor in FIF."
"THAT'S IT! IF YOU HIT MY NUTS ONE MORE TIME IM NEVER FIFING WITH YOU AGAIN!"

by Justin Falq March 27, 2009